Citater fra kontroltårne...

http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm

Især det her er sjovt, synes jeg:
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"