Subject: Breaking News From Apple - iBreast

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music, which can be implanted in womens' breasts .

The 'iBreast' will cost between $499 and $599 depending on volume control, fidelity rating, etc .

This is considered to be a major social breakthrough, because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.