søndag den 21. juni 2009

Citater fra retssalen...

... og der er et par guldkorn i mellem... :)

For eksempel:
Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."

Og der er flere her:
http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

4 kommentarer:

Thomas sagde ...

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Junior sagde ...

Ja, den er sgu skarp... :)

jautg sagde ...

Fed side :-)

Junior sagde ...

@jautg: Taaaark! :)